After his lower order skittering, Graeme Swann claimed that Mushtaq Ahmed was his batting mentor. Graeme Swann’s pleasingly unafraid to tell outright lies every now and again, but we think he was serious about this.
Mushtaq Ahmed shouldn’t be anybody’s batting mentor. You can’t just find the nearest person who’s older than you, call them a [...]
You want Graeme Swann to be man of the match every time he plays, because he’s head and shoulders above everyone else in world cricket when it comes to the post-match interview.
Today’s offering after a consolation win that followed six consecutive defeats:
“Everyone talks about this big word ‘momentum’. We’re on a roll now, aren’t we?”
He’s [....
Graeme Swann saved England with five wickets and in an earlier pre-referral era, he might have had seven. Not bad for an off-spinner in the first innings of a match.
Not bad for an off-spinner in any innings, many say. Maybe Warne and Murali are to blame, but everyone thinks you need mystery these days. You [...]
As you probably already know, My Lord has gone home after being brutally attacked in the streets of Cardiff by Graeme Swann. Or possibly, Swann had Trott and Stuey ... no, not Stuey, he’s too girly ... Trott and Bresnan hold Hauritz down while he, Swann, jumped up and down on his foot until it broke. Whatever it was, My Lord’s injury is somehow all Graeme Swann’s fault....
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