So today was historic.England escape again.Graham Onions is a genius and NWG thinks he maybe should replace Alastair Cook as an opener.Yes, it’s Cardiff all over again.Go England.
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Graeme Swann has a "strangely deformed left knee cap."He’s out for two weeks.It all makes sense now. Only great cricketers have a deformity.Ricky Ponting: Deformed face which magnetically attracts cricket balls.Chris Tremlett: Deformed legs, arms, torso, neck having been stretched to oblivion.Andrew Flintoff: Liver, obviously.Alastair Cook: Deformed eyelashes. Weirdly long. Kevin Pietersen: ...
England just seem to quite like batting. NWG is not sure where this has come from. Who knew after Perth that they all just wanted to wear the helmets and stand in the middle for hours on end.Australia, on the other hand, don’t seem to like bowling. Or fielding. Or umpires. Or the English. No, NWG was wrong. They like Paul Collingwood and Ian Bell.Is it just NWG that thinks Peter Siddle looks...
NWG is taking it to another level.Facebook clubs:Brett Lee - 3 groups. Not impressive.Ricky Ponting: 6 groups in favour. 3 against (shut it ricky ponting [205 members incidentally], those who hate ricky ponting, ricky ponting sux [their spelling, not NWG’s]).Andrew Strauss - 6 groups (positive), 1 against (we hate andrew strauss - what?).Andrew Flintoff - 10 groups in favour. To be honest, t...
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